bakwaaas:

inkskinned:

oh, i am finally old enough to know why my parents took so long to grab their coats. why they would ask us to get ready to go only to sit down for another round of coffee. what would i tell myself, at 10 years old? it’s okay. sit down with them too. take in the extra hour with your friend and her family. when you get home, write down every moment in your diary. one day you will be older and you will be waving goodbye to your best friend, and you will turn the key to start your beat up little car engine, and you will look back over your shoulder. her hair will be blowing in the wind and she will be beautiful and you will be, for a moment, struck by all of it. what you will feel is so wide and nameless that it will engulf you. and you will think of being 14 and kicking her under the table in math every time you wanted to whisper something behind the teacher’s back. you will think about how long the days felt, and how you could hold her hand whenever you wished, but you didn’t. and you will think about all of the people you could have lingered with. and you will wish, more than you have ever felt a wish, that the universe just gave you that - more time to linger. more time to say - i love you. i know i need to leave, but i don’t want to leave you. and when i go, i am leaving a piece of my heart that lingers too. 

one more round of coffee. the days are so short, and you are so lovely.

“The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it.” (mikko harvey)

pinsir:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

evilvarric666-archive:

“Weird energy in here today” I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

celine-deyonce:

lesbianvelmadinkley:

dovv:

you guys are missing out on this insane reply

And the very hilarious q&a portion

dankmemeuniversity:

Tumblr dot com gives your device viruses

nuka-rockit:

simple task: needs to be done

my brain, rotating slowly like a single uncooked burger patty in the microwave:

adonischildsupportcase:

grimeclown:

mcmangos:

why is nobody talking about how it’s a common symptom of ADHD to do the mario swing your arms from side to side come on it’s time to go do the mario take one step and then again let’s do the mario all together now you got it it’s the mario do the mario swing your arms from side to side come on it’s time to go do the mario take one step and then again let’s do the mario all together now come on now just like that?

Okay but literally

My ADHD didn’t let me read this because there was not punctuation

roo-bastmoon:

girlthiefmoved-deactivated20210:

fruit makes me so happy … the colors ……. the scents …… the taste …………………… they grow from the ground .. trees … bushes ……. shrubs …. Ready To Eat… im so grateful for them

Is this written by a bat? I still support the post, just curious.